You know you live in Nairobi if…


1. You wake up some mornings and its so cold you swear It’ll snow, but by 11 am you’re baking in your clothes

2. People insist on walking across 12-lane superhighways instead of using the flyovers.

3. The hawkers on the streets you walk on have the ability to vanish within 60 Seconds.

4. You watch all the latest movies even before they hit Kenyan cinemas.

5. Your 50-Something year old Mom Or Dad can sing along to all the latest local songs courtesy of Kiss 100.

6. You can buy 2nd-hand novels for 50Bob Or 100 Bob depending on what time you're in town.

7. When you’re driving you complain about the way pedestrians cross roads like they have a death-wish, but when you're walking, you do the exact same thing!

8. Sometimes you walk into restaurants to use the loo because you don't want to pay the fee at City Council toilets

9. You own and I phone That Only Cost You Sh.5000.

10. You refer to any Chinese, Japanese or Korean person you see as Wuyi. (Smile if you get It)

10. You visit Mpesa operators more often than you do your bank. Infact, you don’t even have a bank account!

11. Airtel, Safaricom, Yu Or Orange texts and calls you more often than your family or friends do!

12. Whenever you board a Kenya Bus or City Hoppa someone tries to sell you something or preach to you.



Comment below with anything I've forgotten
Ciao!!!

Comments

  1. lol indeed! :D
    oh, you can add that the traffic is unpredictable. Today you get to town in ten minutes, tomorrow in 2hrs

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Foodie Fridays: Shepherd's pie with nyama choma

We need adultier adults

Different kinds of people in the exam room